A
lot of you reading this will know the meaning of the well-known
idiom: "reinventing the wheel". For those of you that don't, if someone reinvents the wheel,
they have wasted their time "inventing" a solution to a problem that
has already been solved, or have implemented yet another solution to a
solved problem. Such is the inspiration for this latest blog entry...
Kevin's original blueprint and schematics of the "Kev-A-Loo 4000".
The image provided above was actually sketched by Kevin himself and you're probably wondering what the hell it is, right? Well... it's obviously the one and only "Kev-A-Loo 4000" - the most sophisticated and cutting-edge piece of bathroom equipment known to man! Armitage Shanks has FUCK ALL on this bad boy... "Why would Kevin sketch such an image?", I hear you ask. The answer to your question is simple - Kevin isn't happy with the way things work at the moment, regarding conventional toilets/urinals and accompanying sewage systems. He is totally convinced that they are flawed in design and functionality. This is the design for Kevin's alternative toilet system. It provides in-depth information on how it will overcome "existing" ergonomic and hygiene flaws found within conventional toilets.
If his design doesn't have you convinced (and let's face it, why wouldn't it?), I'm sure the following sales pitch will have you in a state of hysteria and will leave you wanting ownership of such a great shit-house. The ancient Chinese, the ancient Romans and the Victorians - all failed to provide this kind of luxury, but Kevin hasn't...
We were totally hammered when I filmed this video, which resulted in capturing some minor background noise - my sincerest apologies in advance. Here it is: -
If his design doesn't have you convinced (and let's face it, why wouldn't it?), I'm sure the following sales pitch will have you in a state of hysteria and will leave you wanting ownership of such a great shit-house. The ancient Chinese, the ancient Romans and the Victorians - all failed to provide this kind of luxury, but Kevin hasn't...
We were totally hammered when I filmed this video, which resulted in capturing some minor background noise - my sincerest apologies in advance. Here it is: -
March/April 2012. The Railway Pub, Chorley.
If someone wants to get their hands on the original blueprint and schematics of the "Kev-A-Loo 4000" before we start mass producing it, then get in touch with me and we can organise a monetary donation to your chosen charity. I hope you enjoyed reading/viewing/watching this blog entry! :D
The "Kev-A-Loo 4000" - coming soon to an ass gasket near you!
