Thursday 8 September 2011

Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Stab-Proof Vests?



This video footage is courtesy of Mr. Paul Isom.
Location: The White Bull, 2007.

Kevin's imagination has no limits and this is proven in the above video. It was the Easter holidays, 2007, and a group of us were intending to take a day trip up to Rivington Pike for Good Friday (our yearly tradition of sorts). We planned to take a shit load of alcohol up there; find a good spot; and then get positively inebriated. Kevin, however, had a slightly different agenda... A couple of nights before Good Friday we went for a "few beers" in town and Kevin exclaimed how he wanted to brutally attack an innocent sheep on the way up to Rivington Pike.

We honoured Kevin's sheep victim with the name: "Shaun-The-Sheep", and pissed ourselves laughing the entire night
. To my relief, Kevin never actually went through with his preempted slaughter of Shaun-The-Sheep. Perhaps that was because he never actually ended up coming with us up to Rivington Pike on that Good Friday. I think he was getting his hair cut at Sweeney Todd's, but that's another story... ;) I think I might quiz Kevin to see if he would of actually gone through with the event and the precise methodologies he describes in the video footage.

A massive thank you to Paul Isom for capturing this beautiful moment on his mobile phone. =]

[Watch this space for the outcome of Kevin's forthcoming interrogation.]

UPDATE*** He said he'd of done it, providing it had been a black sheep...

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